So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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