If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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