theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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