I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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