First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I want her autograph on my taint
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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