I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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