People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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