I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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