Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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