True but thats because hes a fetus.
this beer tastes like vomit already
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
