is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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