Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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