My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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