Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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