We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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