his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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