How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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