so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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