that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Can I color on your dick again?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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