That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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