She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I have feelings that need drinking.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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