Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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