Christians are straight up FREAKS
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize