I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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