hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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