i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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