so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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