Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The beer is more important than you right now.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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