just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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