Where is the hickey?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
we should paint friendship bongs
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