I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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