Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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