I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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