I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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