im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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