At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Send help, water and tortillas.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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