actually, I'm a sock model
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
did you just send me my own nude
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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