Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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