brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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