pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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