you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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