what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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