The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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