If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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