Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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