? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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