8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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