I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
be right there i have to get my cape
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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