Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We got so high we made milksteak
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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