Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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