4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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