i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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